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 18.03.2015
Yesterday I ordered a pizza with a girlfriend, called "Vulcano". When they started eating it, it was very sharp, specifically, but after a few minutes the sharpness fell asleep. It was hot like a volcano. They forgot about it, did their business, went to bed later in the evening.
I came to work in the morning, I was wildly sleepy. I ran to the toilet... and then I understood why "Vulcano".
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