My dad told me about his youth. He was engaged in bodybuilding for a while. And there was one of them: 2 meters in height and 135 kg in weight. And this guy loved to play chess.
Someone comes into the stall and sees a painting with oil. This stangster is sitting behind the chessboard, and in front of him is some kind of Harry Potter, tiny, small, all so narrow and in glasses, as it later turned out some champion in chess. And this champion breaks out on the topic "Here chess is a sport. This is what I understand." On which the stangist flegmatically, without breaking away from the contemplation of the board, says: "If chess is a sport, then onanism is heavy athletics".