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 23.03.2015
Q: How did you walk yesterday?
YYY: I can’t remember almost anything! But there is one borrower ;)
YYY: I met a young girl, but there are 21 already. I asked him in the morning, how did I repair it?
XX: Yes, you’ve gotten to ask everyone.
YYY: Yeah, I invested a half-year salary in him if he did. But I am about another. So here, she said that!! Attention to!! Very comfortable kitchen. I fall!
Q: When is the wedding?
Fuck how you understand me ?
XXX: Fuck how I understand you (
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