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 27.03.2015
About the contraception.
Before the beginning of sexual life, naturally thought about it, and, t.k. There was no internet, I read in books and asked the comrades. The most popular figure in the question of the reliability of condoms was 98%. This number, of course, frightened me: a hundred percent reliable, of course, nothing happens, but, for example, in two cases out of a hundred can "true"!? That is, a couple of times a year with average intensity of sexual life, welcome to abortion! I will explode!
And then the slightly more shattered comrades explained that 98% is for people in general, i.e. The remaining two include products, which have been in the wallet for a couple of years, and purchased from the solar vitrine of the lark, and 5 rubles, and "poor flies", and "sort used " and various variations of use not according to the instructions. And a single Homo sapiens-sapiens can be sure of three nine and count on four.
And, yes, 12 years and no one, that is, three have already passed.
Love each other, people!
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