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 01.04.2015
My girlfriend at any quarrel says, "Take all your things so that nothing reminds you."
On her smartphone, the latest off-shelf is Android 2.3.6. He started swallowing, I hard reset him - it did not help. I say: "Let’s try the cast firmware?" – "What is it?" – "Not important, it won’t be worse."
Riding her caste on Android 4.2.2, everything flies, a bunch of delicacies and beauty, no glutes and a bunch of settings of everything.
We lie in bed in the evening, I show her all this, the girl in a moral orgasm - a wizard I'm just! And then he says: "If we break up, you leave me this firmware, please, it will be in memory of you."
How romantic she is!!
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