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 02.04.2015
Poverty, which I understand girls do not give in principle. No, well it’s okay to assume that Porsche Cayenne with some probability can be bought for not quite legal means. But how long has the credit Ford Focus been transformed into a car that can’t be earned in an honest way?

By the way, having moved from the new Pagerick to the almost new Waze Hunter due to the circumstances of life, I did not notice a decrease in the attention of the female sex. Where are these useless and mercantile quirks that you like to talk about on this site? No, from university couples in psychology, of course, I remember the peculiarity of the mind to compensate, say they don’t give me not because I’m a squeezed thing, but because she only chooses guys on a Mercedes / with a 25 cm hole / riga on a new riga. You have a husband in your passport. So maybe it’s worth stopping to shake in front of the monitor, go out and meet real live girls? They are the same people and do not bite (although there is anything). In the extreme case ( more likely ;-) ) you will be told that you are a fool in the face, but you will be able to listen and stop being so.
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