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 02.04.2015
The wicked:

People are choking!
You meet a friend whom you have not seen for a long time, he notices that you have lost weight, (to the word of 20kg, I continue to go to the hall now to pick up) switching questions "hello, as a matter" and so on.
The next phrase "What has gone down? Should you stop drinking beer?
What to drink, beer! Not only that I reject myself in flour, sugar, sweets, etc. I lived with a feeling of hunger for six months, I dreamed of cakes and nuts at night, I stopped drinking alcohol, I was clinging near the shops! A couple of times he broke down and filled the bubble to the limit.
I began to guess, of course, that the main mass is gray amebas with an atrophic brain, but not so much emai!
He believes in tales and rumors.

Boy, you would have eaten. Soon you will start to get people.
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