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 04.04.2015
We had one time called, just like in the movie, Aunt Sonya from Odessa and asked her nephew Marina. I replied that she wasn’t here, she was upset, I said that she was wrong, I was mocked, I said that she was waking up the children, she said that I was a whore, that we lived with Marina in a rental apartment and I should call her. I didn’t argue with Aunt Sonja, because she had an incredibly Odessa speech, such as not to play! Listening and enjoying culture.
I have to say that the difference between Tyumen and Odessa is 3 hours, that is, if she called Odessa at 19:00, we had nine evenings. Most of the time she was calling at midnight.
One day, the husband decided to get involved with this topic and took the phone. He said he was a cohabitant of Marina. She is pregnant with him. Aunt Sonja whispered, shrugged her arms and said that in the morning she was flying, it seems, to Nizhnevartovsk (this is what she confused us with!). I don’t know if Marina managed to convince Aunt Sonja that she wasn’t pregnant (although who knows!Only the calls stopped.
If I’m honest, I’m a bit upset about it. :oops:
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