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 15.10.2008
Military plant Roslyakov, Murmansk region. Solid territory, factory

Repair of warships and submarines. Protecting

The territory of the factory and, accordingly, the CPP is carried by WOHRA. Horses with big

by Stage. The plant has existed since 1935, and the staff of the security service carries

continuously by generations. The first generation served in the

protection of zecks in the areas that were then great in the Murmansk region

Many, and after the war they were moved to Karelia, and the staff remained,

Therefore, the characters in the guard are the others!

I am standing near the CPC, smoking, waiting for a friend from the boat to go to the boat together.

and Murmansk. I watch the picture: a young lieutenant scratches at the CPP in the parade

Clothes and a large suitcase. The situation is clear - the first vacation

The young officer. In the Navy laws are such - got a vacation ticket in the teeth

Run away from the ship and do not turn around until the airport.

have changed! There were instances when they were taken from an airplane.

Unplanned exit to the sea. Or start a debt.

He suddenly remembers. This is why the commander wants to get out faster.

The area of the factory together with the suitcase - quite understandable!

Not there was. On the CPC on the watch the legendary personality - Baba Zoya!

She is famous for her special vigilance on catching out drunk officers.

Return to part in the evening. No bribes are taken and unattainable.

As a rock! He hates officers pathologically. Maybe I cheated a bitch.

In my youth, the rest are suffering.

The lieutenant runs into the station, puts a suitcase, wipes the sweat from his face and

He presents papers to Baba Zoe. A few meters behind the helicopter.

Passing by, he sees an exit to the big world, where the birds cheer fun, a bunch of

Girls in light dresses and long-awaited freedom for 30 days!

Baba Zoya carefully, reading every letter, studies the certificate

the identity of the lieutenant, five times verifies the photo on the certificate of

The red and sweaty face of the owner. Carefully study the holidays

The ticket. All the stamps are available, it seems like there is nothing to do. Lieutenant

ready for the first swallow of freedom - and here the cloud!

Where is the baggage transfer? I forgot! Within 3 hours the plane arrives.

At least an hour and a half to the airport. Here we have to go back to the ship.

- 2 kilometers on the territory of the factory, catch the starpom on the territory,

which can be anywhere, either on the ship or in any of the workshops or

the plant management, to drag the starter in the cabin, so that he can write out a pass to

the damned suitcase, flee from the ship a kilometre to the plant management

put a stamp on the passage of a light-minded secretary’s girl who

You can go anywhere!

And where is the guarantee that the starmaster has not changed his mood and he did not think,

that the young lieutenant on vacation in the summer to release this bowl, which

There is nothing good to do except undermine discipline.

All these thoughts reflected on the lieutenant’s head when he sat down with bitterness.

on a cursed suitcase, pulled out of the CPP and delivered to the passengers

The gate. He looked at the free world behind the gates with such an anguish that even

The stone would shake tears. Stone, but not grandmother Zoya, who is from this scene

I got genuine pleasure.

But the evil grandmother did not take into account what the longing for freedom can do to a man!

The gateway is opened to release the MAZ that leaves the territory.

The factory! The lieutenant's head is illuminated by a thought, he grabs his suitcase and

Three huge leaps that a world champion would not be able to repeat

triple jump, he finds himself at the foot of the MASA, the driver of which is allegedly

It does not see and adding speed passes the CPC.

Grandma flies out on the street, stretching a huge cobra hanging on her stomach,

pulled out of there the same enormous nagan, which probably wore her

Grandfather, grabs him in two hands and begins to heal cowboyly.

The Lieutenant!

When he smiles, he feels free. Something shattered him.

Turn around to see for the last time what they have left behind!



And he sees a grandmother who is seriously prepared to shoot him.

The Cure!

And the final picture! In front of MAZA, running at huge speed

A lieutenant with a huge suitcase, and at the factory gate, spit out of the corner of his mouth.

Chinarik "Belomora", knocks himself on the knees of a grandmother with a nagan and cries at him.

The entire street:

"He has gone, shit, he has gone!and "
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