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 05.04.2015
xxx: Can you out of any three words come up with a plan to enslave the world?
YYY: I don’t know
xxx: let's check: shovel, shovel, asymmetric
yyy: We create a network of plants for the breeding of chickens in different countries of the world. We secretly modify their genetic code to remove the superworms. In sufficient quantities release super-kinkle in open waters. tk. It is adapted to habitat in virtually any water, and soon thanks to genetic experiments it grows in numbers and becomes a dominant species. Next, we use an asymmetric acoustic signal, which affects the speck and changes its genetic code according to a pre-worked algorithm. Kilka turns into cute pups, which people are happy to take home as pets. Using the same acoustic signal, we command the bullets and order them to destroy most of the population of the planet, including the leaders of world powers and other powerful people. We suppress resistance and use the remaining people to create a new world order. We swallow the puddle on the hole, we are beautiful.
Q: Is it serious?
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