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 06.04.2015
Relatively difficult work and pay. I've heard one Amuzginsky bike a long time ago (as far as I can pass on).
The Dinner. After work, the carpenter sat on a stone covered with skin. and rest. There were no secrets for him in his craft and every job was on his shoulder. He was honored and respected for his work. A young soldier jumped to him on a hot fighting horse.
The thief! In the battle, I bowed my dear cloth, fix it and I will pay you well.
The carpenter, looking slightly at the bended sword, dropped the skin from the stone on which he sat, laid a cling on it and sat on them, after which he showed the warrior an absolutely flat cling.
and how! But you did nothing! Anyone can just sit here.
The master didn’t even grieve, but simply put his sword on the stone again and sat on them again. Then he handed over to the warrior exactly the same bended clut and said, “Sit down yourself!” The Dinner...
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