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 07.04.2015
I hope everyone can survive the shock of this news, but nevertheless, I hope you are ready for it:
If you came to the store without taking money - and you were not given anything there for free, then it is not a seller such a bastard that "only from laziness you do not give a leash" - it is to buy something, you have to come with money,
If you did not take the rights with you, you were stopped by a truck and driving a car without the rights had the corresponding consequences - no, it is not a truck, it is to drive a car with the rights.
If you take the garbage not into the garbage containers, but dumping it in a pile near the entrance, and the utilities do not take out this garbage, only the containers are devastated - then this is not the utilities, this garbage must be thrown in the place.
If the wife washed everything that was in the laundry basket, but at the same time all your socks were thrown into the dirty form under the bed or hidden in the chair - it is not a woman, a scapegoat, trying to manipulate - this laundry underwear is folded in the basket and once the socks were not there, so they were not intended for laundry.
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