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 08.04.2015
The 16977 was very pleased. Especially - here is this passage: "If you were not loaded with your face in a dirty dishwasher accompanied by an empty stomach or did not put on your head a basket with dirty socks, going barefoot to the nearest store for new ones, then it is not you so clever and he is not such a cowboy. He just doesn’t profit from turning you into a farce right now."

It’s hard to understand where these characters come from. Many single mothers, happy owners of a son, flatter their bloodshed to disgrace, horrifying all the caprices. Did you buy a toy? You need to sink with your legs, swallow, and the son immediately runs to calm, buying the desired. Did your mother cook unpleasant cakes? It is enough to twist, knock on the fists, and it is better to throw a plate. And a caring mom immediately falls off her legs to prepare a smoothie for her favorite table.

Meanwhile, Masik is no longer embarrassed to use his fist, desperately hammering his parent's legs, accompanied by a fighting whisper of wrought auto-signalization. And that’s just the kind of fighting man grows up. And also pleasantly tells the girlfriends: "You will not play with my"!

And here comes the joy - Masic finds a girlfriend. Of course, she should take care of him, like a mom, collect toys for him, wash his socks and cook only his favorite nemoche. And almost not so - you can also drown your feet and knock your fists. He is the best in the world and the only one.
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