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 09.04.2015
I approach the entrance, I look for the keys from the apartment, while I look, I think: let me call the home phone, while they open, I will find the keys. I call, the husband takes the phone, then the dialogue:
Who is there?
The potatoes! (I decided to stick)
Do not have!
He hanged the phone.
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