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 09.04.2015
XHH: "What did you bring? I lived with a colleague during the holidays to feed her cat Kuzyu. It was a huge gray fighting beast that beat cats and dogs on the street all day, and when I came from work, he immediately appeared and ran wildly to see what I had in my package of foods, and while I opened the entrance door and then went up the stairs he jumped and swallowed his head into the bag and cried and checked everything. And one day I bought pellet in a pack and the cat just jumped onto the bag and through it and the box began to eat these pellet. I don't know how the owners lived with him, but I had a daily training with this Coase to stand up without a heart attack - I decided foolishly to take a bath, and the cat opened the door, jumped into the water and swam. In the apartment, I never knew where he would fall on me. And the last day he jumped to catch a bird through the balcony door and broke the glass. I just left the apartment before the owner arrived. and had to pay for glasses and an urgent master and grind it all. And I was surprised at first that the hostess has such cute friendly parents who are very helpful to the daughter, but for some reason do not look at the cat.
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