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 15.04.2015
In the Beekeeper:

A man comes to a psychiatrist for a reception.
"What are we complaining about?" "You understand, doctor, I’m okay, but the boss sent you in order. Just wherever I look – pornography is everywhere and it annoys me". - "Let’s look at it"
Showing the man a black square: "What is it?" - "Room". - "What is in the room?" - "People will..."
It shows him a triangle: "What is it?" - "Square". - "What is in the tent?" - "People fuck..."
He shows him the ball: "What is it?" - "Fat woman". - "And what does she do?" - "self-satisfied..."
Psychiatrist: "Yes-a-a, young man, you need to be treated..."
Man: "No, doctor, you need to be treated, all of me some kind of pornographic images!"
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