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 19.04.2015

It is a tail. I do not believe in the woods. I believe in my leash. It was the sheath that killed and saved entire forests. And when somebody tells me, “Fear a woodcut with a tail in your hand,” I sincerely want to answer, “Fear my blade that is carried over you.”

What am I for? You and your rifle are just a tool in God’s hands and nothing more.

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Yes, fascists with concentration camps, and chikatiles with knives are just instruments in the hands of God, and nothing more. Of course, it can be answered that with another instrument in the other hand, God has punished the fascist tools and the chitill tools, but then there arises an even more interesting theological question: why does God engage in onanism?
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