5 copies about "stupid military":

Even under the USSR, we climbed into the territory of the military unit through a fence and collected mushrooms there. There was a small slope between the bald territory and the fence. Grown mushrooms are just chic, most often white or shrimp. We were caught by a fat man in shape. Sometimes we ran away, sometimes he took the prey and when we struck, he sprinkled our baskets. We laughed at the dumb fat guy who screamed at us and furiously swirled through our own baskets... but now I realize how clever that guy was!