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 26.04.2015
On our railway stations electric cars travel in different directions. The movement is strong, and at the peak hour electric cars go frequently. And today the terrible thing happened, the electricity of direction 1 left from the 1st path at 18.00, the electricity of direction 2 from there - at 18.05... And here, apparently, suddenly, a cargo car passed by the neighboring path...
The electric train of direction 1, probably, collided somewhere with this train, and the wise workers of the station decided to hold it. The station and railway bridge with transitions we have all made of glass and concrete, what is on the road is electric, well seen from it. And at 18.02 the circus began... The people run on the electric car 2, see from the bridge that it is already standing, accelerates, runs into the platform and with a powerful jump the kangaroo jumps inside. Friendly passengers from the delayed electric car tell the miraculously successful that the electric car is not the same and is literally about to go to the other side, with a panic face the passenger is immediately brought back with an even more powerful leap. Everything worsened by the fact that the electric car 2 went through stations, where it is only a few times a day, and the late must then wait a long time. At first, those standing on the platform tried to warn the runners, they did not hear, but when a pair of huge thick guys with backpacks and large bags on the wheels, all became funny. The runners joined the runners. Finally, at 18.10 the detained electric car left, came our, and on the board was again the electric car of direction 1 with the departure of 18.11. The show continued.

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