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 27.04.2015
With picabus, discussing condoms with anesthetics:

XXX: So it turns out that the anesthetic works on both sides? I am a baron.

YYY: A guy like one can touch the other. You held it in your hands.)

XXX: you kept it yourself, if you are embarrassed to buy, take a bag and twist it like a prejudice, if of course you know how to twist

YYY : Scuco! Presented the process of deployment. You are right, you are right. This is fucking XD

ZZZ: Lol, the virgin detective

YYY: Yes, a married virgin with two children.

ZZZ: Well having children doesn’t mean being able to use a condom at all, but quite the opposite.
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