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 27.04.2015

My friend got under her chief, a boy from Russia. He came recently and did not know the language, and she helped him in teaching. Once this boy calls, with an offer to meet for further training.
and well. A friend says. I’ll load it and come.
Nagan (from the Hebrew "negina" is a song. But the boy did not know that! He explained what a nagon? If a girlfriend was glamorous and her player was pink, this whole story would not have happened.
Black, metal, you don’t know what a nagan is? He knew. The student explained why she needed it.
Well how?My girlfriend was upset. - Without a nagan in the bus you will pass! Sometimes people sit around and carry that! No one interferes.
Why are you in college? A man who begins to see Israel as a country that has defeated democracy.
Necessary for lectures! - explained a friend who used the player and as a dictionary. Sometimes the lecturer tarotors, nothing is clear. Then you put it on the table and don’t worry.
Does the guard let you go?? to
Of course! Am I one such? Everyone goes with them!
I have not seen...
So pay attention! At this point, the girlfriend began to understand that a mistake was made in their conversation and they found out the truth to the great relief of the interlocutor.
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