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No problem Daddy! I earn no less than yours, and because of different tastes I buy separately from products for parents (which with the happy location of the stars I also buy). It would be good to not listen to anything like Nafig bought good tomatoes - in the refrigerator still purchased on stock (read - already in the store half-ridden) did not disintegrate definitively, who will eat them?and "
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