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 01.05.2015
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A total nonsense.
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Amy, my wife?? to
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It is not in a parallel universe.
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It’s scary to say, but a pink haircut, a charged tablet, porn and three kittens in bed replace a full-fledged man. Fully and equally.
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Terribly, but a cute whore and a bottle of red wine perfectly replace a girlfriend and wife.
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Would a prostitute give birth? Would the prostitute wash? Or a bottle of wine (which would be more fun)? Yes, at least I didn’t say that a prostitute would replace a full-fledged woman. Here is a bottle of wine.
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Why do I need someone "to clean" I can do it all myself. If the homework is very difficult, I will hire a service company. I don’t understand, but from three cats now girls can get pregnant? A prostitute can get pregnant and become a decent wife to someone, she is not an alien, but the same woman.
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You have lost anyway, accept it. You need another woman to replace one woman, and the author of the original quote suggested a set to replace a man, which does not include a man.
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