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 02.05.2015
X: Fuck, this is how to go to work after that? I work in a purely female team, all manners, who did not take the mouth, who did not know the sin.
xxx: I leave work before everybody else, and then for another three hours I can’t see what’s going on with my comp... And it’s happening, as it turned out, the most interesting thing!
xxx: In short, Yandex.Direct has recently issued to me the following ads: Guitars (my own); household appliances (also mine); the art of anal sex: surprise your man; sex toys; dating men from Germany. Tom is like that. Fuck, I can’t look them in the eyes, red.
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