I have a girlfriend who is upset that I laugh a lot in her presence. How can you not laugh if she is serious sometimes such a "burn"...
Some of her pearls:
Katya, you cut the oranges as if they were not round, but green.

I enter the room, her boyfriend on four, she rides, sitting on his back and screams: Zaya, you are an ass!

- You know, Vadim gave Katie such a cool, well such a cool...blin, I forgot what...

Fuck, I forgot that my name is Nasti, not Katie!

And from the latter: she learns for the driver, returned from the class and for 5 minutes told her how the instructor told her that she was a stumbling and unsuccessful, how he screamed at her. I say you can complain to the director if he insults her. What she said:"Well he didn’t say that, but I know he thought so"

Have fun with my girlfriend.