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 18.10.2008
A girl left the man. I wrote to him on the wall:

I closed my eyes for a lot. These eternal strippers in the makeup shop, this ten-day fishing every week, these hiking trips to the Baikal (in which I carried my backpack and you only carried a guitar!). God sees, I’ve been lifting up at five in the morning on Sundays under the Ace of Bays. I lived in the same apartment with your rhino Vasey (and even slept with him in the same bed - you see, he alone is scary!) is
But know that you fold forks and tablespoons in the same cabinet, I don’t intend to tolerate!
Farewell to forever!
Finally, I will reveal your worst secret. Let everyone know that you are not a natural blonde!! to
Now you will paint your own red roots!
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