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 08.05.2015
I write on a dating site that I work as a babysitter in a kindergarten.
Strawberries are removed immediately before the first date.
and :)
PS can still be presented as a sanitary in the municipal hospital
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I work as a leading programmer, a good specialist, I earn well - and I have to say that for me both of the above professions - a huge plus: (1) the grandmother works and is not ashamed that it is not an office parasite, - such, you know, a rarity in our days; (2) and will be able to take care of her own child better than many.
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