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 11.05.2015
Can you guess which 4 items you forgot about us?

YYY: Oh virginity with me, sexism with me... Khm... Per honour, self-control and humanity?

XXX is almost :)

YYY: No-ka

Only if sexism is a circle, honor is a toothbrush, humanity is a toothpaste, and self-control is a spoon.
XXX: I can even break down by concepts :-)
Sexism is a circle, because who in the house washes the dishes?
Honour is a toothbrush, because there is no more intimate hygiene item
Humanity is toothpaste, because you brush your teeth and they will draw to you.
Self-control is a spoon, because only you decide how much sugar you will put in :-)

YYY: Bravo, applauded
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