bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате]
 13.05.2015
In the last year, there have been several accidents with such "independent" children.



My parents worked. And father and mother. From 2nd grade I got on a trolley bus in the morning, I drove through the whole city (a small town, 600k population) to school. Then, after school, either get angry in the school yard and then go home - or first go home (again through the whole city), and then get angry in the yard at the place of residence.
At home, I went into the refrigerator, took food, heated it up (or cooked the same pasta, potatoes, eggs) and ate. After that, I must have washed my dishes and went to the street, where I was caught (or not caught) by my parents on the way from work (depending on whether I got in the eye or not - specifically no one was looking for the clock until 8-9pm.
And nothing though. Alive and healthy. Broken knees, elbows and so on. Parents did not pay attention (and our children too, frankly). He swallowed, the traveler glued, washed the house, poured green, burned (burning, infestation) and went on to get angry.
In general, it is unlikely to grow greenhouse vegetables that are not adapted to life.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna