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 14.05.2015
Go, of course, you can safely, but how can you go to the same boss in a week in working hours to the dentist with a suddenly ill tooth, or in a month for a couple of hours in the afternoon to the child for a holiday in the kindergarten?
Much in life depends on human relationships. “Today you have little to do with your desire to go home minute by minute for the sake of others, and tomorrow they have covered your ass with their own. Today you have found a head tutor for a child, in a couple of days he will recommend a good doctor for your mother, whose father treats. So we live. What do you do with people, with yourself, and they with you.
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A joke: in one office all "voluntary" stay overtime until 20:00, and one worker clearly according to the regulations of working hours - at 17:00 things gather goes. The chief looked at it for a couple of days, summoned this comrade and began to present him, you said that, the smartest, the smartest, you think, we will not find articles to dismiss you. And the employee is so timid: "Well, I understand everything, but I’m on vacation..."
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