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 17.05.2015
To understand what the schools did not care about the sanitary and consumer supervision recommendations - just look at the conditions of passing the EGE / EGE (GIA): the maximum time of the exam - 3 hours 55 minutes. Because if it is more than four hours - it is necessary to take a break "for lunch". And the fact that a man is not a machine, and can have time to sit off the ass in a little less time is a pofiga.
According to sanitary regulations, the school cannot have a dining room in the basement. But they did not prevent my school from existing successfully.
The weight of books? Ha ha ha, these are flowers. Their size is a miracle. The textbooks of the Tatar language were made in the format of "a little more A4" so that the portfolios and backpacks would be broken. Or different series of English textbooks - a magazine format "a little larger than A4" with a soft cover, by the end of the year turning into a loophole.

And you know what? Whoever has the brains in place, he learns in spite of all difficulties. And who wants to drink beer at the entrance and break up in the cockpit - he continues to do so in the institute and at work.
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