to this:
Girl: "Well, this is like this one, not like he himself!"
Swindler: "You mean that this is in the package of this, i.e. One and a half kilograms.
Girl (happy): "Yes!"
I, turning back: "Thank you for translating from female to Russian"

This is not necessarily "from female to Russian". A huge number of people say so, both men and women. I can do that with Tom.
A real dialogue. Call to the notary office.

My mother is dead, I need to confirm.
I (Secretary): What do I need to confirm?
Man: That is all.
Do you want to form a legacy?
Man: No, the inheritance I have in another area, but she said, and all, and need to be confirmed.
I: Sorry, I do not understand.
Man: How do you not understand! So she condemned [with a terrible voice], and everything [pause], and nothing changed.
I: Do you have a mark on your will that your mother did not cancel it?
The man: Yes.