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 22.05.2015
I suggest to do a survey - who sleeps with the husband and not with the children? relevant to me now.
We are perverse. We go to bed together and wake up with the younger.
A lot of options. I sleep with children (or with one younger), I wake up with my husband or daughter or younger, I can with a cat, I can alone. Every day a different combination.
I woke up with a rat today.
With my husband and the child. I’ll remove my chest, I’ll remove.
Who would you take out of your chest?! to
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