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 22.05.2015
Asked and asked to explain...

> What is it? I can understand sandals, I can understand shoes, boats, and more. Beautiful, and beauty sometimes requires sacrifices in the form of scattered feathers and fingers. But to suffer for... ballet?! to

Ballets are very comfortable shoes. Some women have very delicate skin. And even the most comfortable shoes in the first few days rubs the delicate skin. But this is not a reason to give up comfortable shoes. Therefore, the first days of socks we suffer pain (and this applies to any shoes) - but then not one year we wear with pleasure.

But with this: "And even ready to forgive you absolutely ugly ballets, turning your legs into the likeness of the legs of Disney beasts," - go through the forest. He is ready to forgive...No one has asked for forgiveness from you yet.
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