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 23.05.2015
Walked around the store, went to the kindergarten, bought a hat for the child. One came in, notice, in the whole shop alone.
The seller pierces and puts the hat in the bag. The further dialogue:
I don’t need a package (that’s how I care about the environment)
Do you dress right away?
- (I stand alone, I repeat) Of course, the rain started on the street, so I decided to buy a hat. (I am smiling wide)
The dealer with a poker face cuts the price card with scissors and gives me a hat.
I pull my hat as far as I can and go out of the store.
You could see her face!!! to
Don’t be ashamed, my friends!! Life is too short to live boring ?
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