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 24.05.2015
The story of a road policeman from Minnesota.
Once I stopped an elderly lady for excess speed on Route 210, 197 miles east of McGregor, Minnesota.
He asked to present rights, registration and insurance. My wife gave me the documents.
I was somewhat surprised (given her solid age) to find a license for hidden weapons among the documents, and asked if she was armed at the moment.
The lady replied that yes, she had a.45 caliber gun in her armor.
Something prompted me to ask if she had any other weapons besides the one mentioned. She said that yes, she has a 9mm Glock in the central console. I asked, “Is that all?” No, she said, there is still.38 in her bag. I asked why she was so afraid.
The lady looked at me and said, “I’m not scared.”
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