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 24.05.2015
I had in the first sex was unfettered, and the skill was perfectly replaced by fantasy. My partner never believed that I had the first one. And if a woman needs to be treated for three years "to be treated", then she needs to be treated, in general. Find yourself the same semi-frigid, of the category of'sex only for childbirth', and don't go to guys who want to fuck.
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How can you not go? We will climb, we will climb, we will catch up on the streets, we will crash on you, we will always do that!
And the fairy tale about "I can't believe you are so skilled" has been heard by every virgin who didn't even get in the pants before the beginning of the act.
Do not confuse spermatoxicity with decay.
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