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The violet branch of the Moscow metro. A young actress says.

He is "young" and is 78 years old.
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When a woman gets older, there can be a lot of trouble with her - her teeth can fall out, her hair can sit and thin, shortness of breath can develop, obesity can rise, extreme bitterness can overcome - but her voice will not change. He will remain the same as she was a high school student, a bride, or the mistress of a young hangover.
I. Ilf and E. Petrov "12 chairs"
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