I sit with a friend in a cafe. She tells me to order Carbonara paste, said there in the sauce a raw egg and you can get Salmonella. I explain that if the shell is thoroughly washed (preferably with soap), Salmonella is not scary.
My girlfriend is naive! Do you think they’re going to shake up here?
I: We will ask now!
And I ask the waitress who approached the question, all the genius of which I realized only by arranging the phrase and seeing the round eyes of the flattering girl:
Q: Do you eat eggs?? to