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 28.05.2015
I was so well educated that after watching the movie "Teleport" I thought what I would do if I had such abilities... So, I would open an international delivery service and demand very good money for my work, in parallel - the rescue service. And time would be enough. Legal and profitable.
While my friends shared their options:
They would rob banks.
I would go to all movie shows and closed parties.
They would eat for free what they wanted, and then just teleported from the toilet home, etc.

You won’t believe, I thought about this one hour ago. Only I thought of the stationary devices and the fact that every caveat of customs and visa departments would immediately stand on the dust. The company must also be a secret.
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