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 29.05.2015
I didn’t know about electricity for 30 years. Three nights on profile forums - home personally extended a new conduct. He never poured the floor until 30 years old, eventually did everything for the first time himself, polishing the forum for a couple of nights. Could you fool a specialist? could. But it was interesting to find out something new.

Will you be able to win the Bordeaux from zero in three days? No is? Go to the bathroom.
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With the ability to cook any recipe is mastered for 1-3 times. With a global inability to prepare, but with the presence of the Internet and/or a live teacher, this skill is also mastered, depending on personal inclinations. Over time, like any complex and creative skill. Anyone can be taught how to draw, although not the fact that talent will necessarily show up, or that anyone will enjoy drawing. Although if at the very beginning of the process to suppress, then training will be difficult.

All this, forgive me, about what girls/young people will give to their grandchildren. I don’t know any adult woman with a family who doesn’t know how to cook at all. Unable to kill a nail. Most adults can also cook. It is all to hang the shelf. Ask your grandmothers – did they all know how to cook from childhood? Oh yeah happy. Life will force you to learn, even if you did not know before, and even if you do not want to. Because who besides you will do that? Oh kids
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