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 30.05.2015
Pregnancy and sex. Since the beginning of my pregnancy, my ex-husband has refused to have sex with me. First "do not harm the child", then "the abdomen is not erotic", and after birth "you changed" (after birth the breasts of 2 became 7). So, never in my life I watched so much porn as in pregnancy, had to satisfy myself. But it was nothing and I wanted sex incredibly. All my friends said that pregnancy was the best and brightest sex in their lives. And this "great unwilling" remains safely alone. Sex is always important.
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