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 30.05.2015
It is the opposite.
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Changing pregnant women. When you get sick with something serious, you get sick of it, I sincerely wish your wives to have a similar view of the situation and fuck exclusively with healthy beauties, until you get in shape. If you lose your leg/hand, just forget about sex with your wife.

I also discovered America. It always happens. Only after the husband comes in shape will his wife stop betraying him.

Go to any hospital, look, talk. Obvious statistics: the husband is seriously ill - his wife carries his home meals and works as a sanitary. The wife became ill - the husband swintled in a blue hole and waved with a pen. Especially if they are 30 or 40.
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