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 05.06.2015
AK90: The New Murphy Law. You can sit in your room playing/watching a movie and not be needed by any of the households for hours. But if on the screen at this point the only love scene for the whole plot lasting 30 seconds or the same 30 seconds of the final roll of the game finally passed - you need everything. Someone will definitely break into your room with "Oh, so that’s what you’re looking at, pornography what"or "Who’s running out of it? and what? You’re playing all kinds of stuff". I have not violated the law in 10 years. :)
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