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 06.06.2015
For office hamsters, the norm of SanPin according to the temperature regime: the summer period is 23-25 ° C, and in the winter - 22-24 ° C. In case of deviations above or below, the employee has the right to demand reduction of working time according to the norms. Smoking norms for anyone.
Conditions should be used with the brain and not the yohochu. The maximum reduction should not exceed 5 degrees on board, otherwise welcome to the hospital.
3) It does not belong to anyone. The current is directed strictly into the empty space. There is no possibility - we direct the stream to the top, or we set up a special error (I don't remember the name), which lets the air from the surface.
Give the fool a glass shit, and his hands will cut and he will break.

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