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 09.06.2015
Embrace my mom!

My mom always burned up. I’m going to somewhere in the countryside store for bread, and by bicycle, so that it’s faster. Mom is worried, and when she sees me wearing headphones, she begins to persuade me to take them off.
I: Why do I film them, without them it is boring!
On the road, horses are running.
So, ladies and gentlemen, beware on the road not of cars and motorcycles, but of horses running.
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There are cases when the dead, because of the clutches in their ears, did not even hear the clutches and the noise of the approaching train, but died with music. Take care of yourself! Sorry for the sad...
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