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 09.06.2015
Once I came to buy food for cats in the animal store, and there is an action - a package of food for free, and they are asked to fill out the questionnaire. I am not sorry.
How many cats and their names do you have?
and three. Remus, Scorpio and Lawrence
Originally as...
Already after leaving the store, I realized that they probably listened to Vasek and Murok at the very least could not. And also, that I forgot to mention the neighbor's cat in the apartment - a striking, instead of an eagle issuing natural sounds from hell and a terrible, like a nuclear winter, sphincter named Anubis.
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