I met with my lady of the heart already decent, year 3 (the date of the beginning of the relationship, of course, I do not remember), stitched her to Peter from her hometown, where I came from. We lived here together for about 6 months and here I got in the cloth, I want to get married!

I went for a long time and thought about how to organize everything, set a date... shut down, in order to remember it was easier, it was chosen 12.12.2012. There is a date, there is a script to come up with, because all girls want something romantic.

According to list:
1st Fireworks 1
2nd Books of 1.
Three Roses in the snow 1.
4 is A ring in a cinder shredded at home 1st. (The ring was purchased according to a clever scheme, spermed her ring until she could see and measured on her grable, she wore it on her left hand, respectively +0,5 size to the available size. Go to Miss. Okay!
5 is Foolish friends 2 to 4. (Only 3 were activated)

It seemed to have found everything, the pre-New Year's fine feather allowed to buy in one hypermarket. Everything on the list was found, bought. Distribution of roles: 1 distract the wife, sleeping alertness, the remaining help me.
I drive from work, clinging to two remaining friends on the road. The place for the great celebration was chosen for a long time "Murinsky Park", we love to walk around it. Yes, and the snow fell decently, so you could hide these assistants behind the bushes, even the special forces will not find.
According to the script, Vika (the future wife) should go to a meeting with me, I bring her to the park, get up on my knees, get a rose from the snow, I make an offer, she does not believe (she thinks that a joke, because I love to joke), there is a fireworks and she is happy...
The plan was perfect, in my opinion. But what a plan if there are no gaps in it =)

Arrived at St. Academic, at 23 o'clock, I don't remember exactly, it turned out that the strike group didn't work out, Vika went to meet me. Having noticed that the copper basin grimps, descending on my plan, I had to rework the plan for the summer. They agreed where they would hide the rose (which was packed in white paper, which fuses perfectly with snow), where they would lie down with pyrotechnics, etc. Having passed all the details, I sent them in round paths so that they didn’t cross with my future wife.

Naturally, literally after 2-3 minutes as the assistants dropped, I stumbled on Vika (I went, I managed). I was terribly worried that everything would not go as planned, as well as well and burned. When asked what it was, he rejected: "At work, the customers were borrowed, just tired." To the park from the subway walk 20-30 minutes in a quick step. Here we approach and it starts.

I strenuously do not have the perfect sight, I try to see where this dwarf is? According to the description, it was not very similar: "If you enter from the "civilian" then at 3 shops." I tried to support the conversation, but it didn’t work out (Com. “You behaved very strangely, as if you were looking for a place to hide a corpse.” and ah! Here is she! I get up on my knees, and with the agility of an elephant I forge a rose out of the snow/package and I say an extremely tearful speech, which is like, "We've been together so long, I can't do without you and bla bla bla," I get up kissing. She doesn’t believe me, reasonably. Here, the pre-prepared "China achievement" should work on the key phrase "Let my words be confirmed by fireworks" (I know, dumb, but more interesting is not something I didn't come up with, improvisation her mother). It did not save the situation even that I pre-called and left my chest pocket to talk to friends (by preliminary agreement, so that the key could be heard). There are no fireworks (
Scream: What is it? What a fireworks?
Oh well fireworks!! to
Where is the fireworks? I want fireworks.
What kind of fireworks? You are about what? What a fireworks!! The fucking! It is a fireworks!! You have heard it =(

The first salve! Oh how, you heard it! and well. Then, after a couple of raids, the matts started out of the swarm. A festive salutation decided to become an analogue of a winder rifle and shoot friends... Who knew that the pyrotechnic needs to be more reliably fixed in the snow? Then we watched the scene: Two fools roll with a snake in the direction of the slopes and with a wild whistle.
I forgot the bouquet! - one sharply unfolds to return the other flowers, for which he got a sparkling splash. Rjach did not get off from the side of the swarms, I was a little strenuous that everything went not according to plan. Wika couldn’t understand what was going on, but she was still having fun. After the artillery, comrades rolled out of the barracks with faces "We are good guys, we are useful!" I handed the remaining bucket. And we stumbled into our kind of communal apartment, noting it all.

When I got home, I handed her the Kinders, telling her that the rest was enough for that. She wanted to postpone it, but I insisted it was very necessary to unpack. She got the ring, even tears dropped (she says there were tears of happiness, not sadness =). Well, I naturally ate chocolate that I tried in vain?
After a while, I met with friends, roaring like horses over the nonsense of what happened.
The result:
Two years of family life
2nd I am happy
Three A happy wife
4 is There is something to tell

And yes, Vika, I love you very much!

Sorry for the mistakes and don’t miss it too much.