I sent an anecdote to a friend:
Adam and Eve are in the garden, God comes down to them and says:
“My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one... The first gift is to write standing.
Well, Adam loudest of all orals and beats his head at the trees, that he wants to write standing, that all his life dreamed. Eve gave him up.
And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, sucking on everything in a row!
On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground!
Eve stood by God’s side... In silence they looked together at this madness.
Then Eve asked, “My God, what is the second gift?”?"
And God said: Brain, Eve... Brain!
But the brains, Eve, will have to be given to Adam too, otherwise he will wipe out everything here!
I am waiting for the reaction...
In response to Smiley...
I said to her: "And you’re not upset? You have been killed!"
She: "For whom for Adam? Eva judged by the joke, with the brains at first everything was okay!and "

That is!