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 22.06.2015
A broad gesture from a harsh Chelyabinsky man:
came to the date unshaken, in trends (pockets and knees have long been pregnant)
with a chamomile ripped out with a root somewhere along the road
I said "I want"
Go to Race.
Before sitting down, he pulled out of his pockets a bunch of messy raffaellocks on the table.

Surprise your ladies :)

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